FruitTASTIC Thought of the Day!!

Hi YALL! Brit brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina.  It’s about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.

- Today’s message on Britney Spears’ hacked Twitter account.  Click here to see the original, pre-deleted message.

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Lourdes Ciccone Already Has Thesbionic Fantasies

 

 

The UK’s Daily Mail is asserting that you-know-who’s daughter is en route to being a famous – and respected — actress.  And, in order to prevent getting swept away in bad reviews, she’s going to attend classes in order to hone in on her craft.

 

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Rang In The New Year … with a FIST FIGHT

“I said keep your day
job, Lindsay!!”

Happy New Year, everyone!!  I’m pretty sure you and your loved ones rang in the new year free from physical altercations in dark, dirty alleys… unless, of course, you’re  Lindsay Lohan and/or Samantha Ronson.

 

More ‘Single Ladies’: Because Your ‘08 Wasn’t Gay Enough

Darius Crenshaw, Grasan Kingsberry, and Brian Brooks, of the national touring cast of musical The Color Purple, reinterpreted the choreography of Beyonce’s Single Ladies video and made it more, well, fabulous!!  Check it out …

 

Newly Sane Britney Has A Bollywood Boyfriend

Brit’s latest partner?
(Choreographer Sandip Soparrkar
with faceless lady person.)

Take it with a grain of curry, but rumor has it that Miss Spears’ latest love interest may indeed be a well-coordinated import from the far east.

 

FruitTASTIC Thought of the Day!!

The reason of a resolution is more to be considered than the resolution itself.

- Sir John Holt (1642 – 1710) was Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales from 17 April 1689 to his death.

 

Get Ready For …. Phantom Of The Opera: Part II (No joke)

“A sequel …. that’s all I ask of you.”
(Michael Crawford and Sarah Brightman in the
original 1986 production of The Phantom of the Opera)

Is Andrew Lloyd Weber going broke?!  Has he run out of ideas?! 

(more info after the jump)

 

David Beckham Makes Ed Westwick Pee Shy

Recently, star of TV’s Gossip Girl, Ed Westwick, ran into international sports star David Beckham in the men’s room.  Rather than greet the soccer player, Ed freaked out, zipped up and made a mad dash for the exit. 

I couldn’t say anything, I just ran out. A friend tried to persuade me to say, ‘Hello,’ but I couldn’t do it. It was ridiculous…. I had a Beckham shirt when I was a kid and he was the one I watched growing up.

What wasn’t reported was David’s reaction: “Geez, next time light a match!!”  

(Source: Radar Online)

 

Mickey Rourke Says Sean Penn Hates Gay People

In case you’ve been living in a cave or, worse, in a Prop 8 loving municipality, both Mickey Rourke and Sean Penn have been generating quite the Oscar buzz lately  for their respective performances in The Wrestler and Milk.  However, it’s being reported that Rourke has been resorting to trash texting in order help secure his nod from the Academy.

(more info after the jump)

 

Batman: The Dark Knight is Anti-Chinese?!

The Chinese censors are worse.

Warner Bros released a statement earlier today saying that they have no plans to release their latest Batman installment in China:

Based on a number of pre-release conditions that are being attached to The Dark Knight as well as cultural sensitivities to some elements of the film, we have opted to forego a theatrical release of the film in China.

Don’t worry, Warner Bros.  What you guys have declined to do, the online pirates took care of long, long ago.

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