It looks like there may be some truth to all those rumors. Was it because of Madonna’s strong personality? Was it because they made shitty movies together? Or, was it because the Penetrator vibrator she bought for him (above) was the wrong size?

More info after the jump.

Last night British website HolyMoly.co.uk reported “exclusively” (read: they probably made this shit up) that Madonna hired a bad ass divorce lawyer:

Sources have revealed exclusively to Holy Moly that Madonna has hired Britain’s toughest divorce lawyer, Nicholas Mostyn QC, to kick start divorce proceedings against her husband of eight years, Guy Ritchie. Mostyn will no doubt strike fear into the heart of Guy – he is the man who sorted out Heather Mills, trounced Earl Spencer and almost destroyed Ray Parlour in his previous high profile divorce cases. Suggestions made seem to indicate that, surprisingly, Madonna and Guy do NOT have a pre-nup in place, leaving Guy in line to walk away with up to half of Madge’s fortune (according to Forbes she earned $72m last year alone).

WTF?! No prenup?! That’s some crazy shit, Madge! It looks like you won’t be needing the Penetrator afterall — because you might already be fucked! Anyway, at least we won’t have those orchestrated “We’re not breaking up” dinners anymore.

Rico

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