Hi YALL! Brit brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. It’s about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.
- Today’s message on Britney Spears’ hacked Twitter account. Click here to see the original, pre-deleted message.
January 2009
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January 5, 2009
January 5, 2009
Lourdes Ciccone Already Has Thesbionic Fantasies
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The UK’s Daily Mail is asserting that you-know-who’s daughter is en route to being a famous – and respected — actress. And, in order to prevent getting swept away in bad reviews, she’s going to attend classes in order to hone in on her craft.
January 3, 2009
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Rang In The New Year … with a FIST FIGHT
Posted by Cogito E. Sum under Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson | Tags: altercation, Fight, Lindsay, Lohan, miami, new, Ronson, Samantha, year |Leave a Comment
“I said keep your day
job, Lindsay!!”
Happy New Year, everyone!! I’m pretty sure you and your loved ones rang in the new year free from physical altercations in dark, dirty alleys… unless, of course, you’re Lindsay Lohan and/or Samantha Ronson.
