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Hi YALL! Brit brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina.  It’s about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.

– Today’s message on Britney Spears’ hacked Twitter accountClick here to see the original, pre-deleted message.

 

 

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The UK’s Daily Mail is asserting that you-know-who’s daughter is en route to being a famous – and respected — actress.  And, in order to prevent getting swept away in bad reviews, she’s going to attend classes in order to hone in on her craft.

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job, Lindsay!!”

Happy New Year, everyone!!  I’m pretty sure you and your loved ones rang in the new year free from physical altercations in dark, dirty alleys… unless, of course, you’re  Lindsay Lohan and/or Samantha Ronson.

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Darius Crenshaw, Grasan Kingsberry, and Brian Brooks, of the national touring cast of musical The Color Purple, reinterpreted the choreography of Beyonce’s Single Ladies video and made it more, well, fabulous!!  Check it out …

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Brit’s latest partner?
(Choreographer Sandip Soparrkar
with faceless lady person.)

Take it with a grain of curry, but rumor has it that Miss Spears’ latest love interest may indeed be a well-coordinated import from the far east.

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The reason of a resolution is more to be considered than the resolution itself.

– Sir John Holt (1642 – 1710) was Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales from 17 April 1689 to his death.

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“A sequel …. that’s all I ask of you.”
(Michael Crawford and Sarah Brightman in the
original 1986 production of The Phantom of the Opera)

Is Andrew Lloyd Weber going broke?!  Has he run out of ideas?! 

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