While the late Heath Ledger was freaking the sh*t out of you last weekend, our beloved Tom Cruise achieved inexplicable verticle progress.

If she stoops any lower, Tom just might qualify for the NBA.
(What? Was that mean?)

Snarky and brilliant website IDontLikeYouThatWay.com keenly observed the Mission Impossible star at a race track reaching (shall we say?) new found heights.

I’m not sure if it’s the camera angle or alien light refraction trickery, but he has definitely gained some altitude. Which is odd, because sometimes he appears shorter, other days he’s taller.

Nevertheless, at least Katie’s getting some kind of up and down action. What? Am I being mean again? Ok, I’ll stop….. (for now).


Fruit Salad Gay Podcast