Millions of people inadvertently spat coffee at their TV screens this morning — for good reason.

Ernest Bornine, a 91 year old cinematic legend, paid a visit to Fox & Friends earlier today to help promote his autobiography, Ernie.

Towards the end of the interview, the host asked the horndog actor what his secret was to staying so young and energetic.

Ernie leaned over, thinking no one could hear and whispered into his ear “I masturbate a lot.” Check out the video here: (click me!)

Nice. It’s too bad his little announcement may have ironically shortened the lives of millions of viewers.


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