According to the Pulitzer-esque stalwart that is OK Magazine, something’s rotten in Lindsay/Samantha land:

On August 5 at the Delano Hotel’s Florida Room, Lindsay, 22, cozied up to other men whenever Sam left her side. “Lindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys,” an eyewitness tells OK!. And earlier that day, guests at the Miami hotel witnessed the couple’s repeated clashes. “Lindsay is the aggressive one in the relationship,” an insider tells OK!. “Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it’s never enough.” Another friend adds, “Lindsay has to be the center of attention, or she’ll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous.”

Say it isn’t so! In fact, the magazine keenly observed:

“Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks are seem to be appearing in the relationship.”

Personally, I’ve always been in favor of this coupling. Lately, Linds appears to have been cleaning up and staying out of trouble just like another famous celebutante whose name rhymes with Schmitney Schpears. Nevertheless, I hope she keeps up the good work despite these reports of a rocky relationship with her beloved Dj.

In the meantime, I’m reminded of how the Dutch have their unique way of taking care of cracks in dykes.

Wait for it. Let it sink in a bit.


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