January 2009


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Hi YALL! Brit brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina.  It’s about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.

– Today’s message on Britney Spears’ hacked Twitter accountClick here to see the original, pre-deleted message.

 

 

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The UK’s Daily Mail is asserting that you-know-who’s daughter is en route to being a famous – and respected — actress.  And, in order to prevent getting swept away in bad reviews, she’s going to attend classes in order to hone in on her craft.

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1“I said keep your day
job, Lindsay!!”

Happy New Year, everyone!!  I’m pretty sure you and your loved ones rang in the new year free from physical altercations in dark, dirty alleys… unless, of course, you’re  Lindsay Lohan and/or Samantha Ronson.

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