1“I said keep your day
job, Lindsay!!”

Happy New Year, everyone!!  I’m pretty sure you and your loved ones rang in the new year free from physical altercations in dark, dirty alleys… unless, of course, you’re  Lindsay Lohan and/or Samantha Ronson.

Page Six’s sources are reporting that the Sapphic relationship has not only hit the skids, but it appears they’ve been hitting each other.  

The festivities started on the Eve of New Years Eve (Tuesday night) whilst partying at Set in Miami, where the quarrelsome twosome fought in front of each other’s respective families…. such a faux pas.

Things just didn’t get any better on New Years Eve.  Both were hosting a party at Mansion when, for some reason or the other, the two engaged in a fist fight behind the club.  According to their source:

It was a really gross alley. There was a bum eating a sandwich watching the whole thing. Lindsay was really unstable and flipping out.

The confrontation didn’t end with half-eaten sandwiches in dirty alleys, oh no.  In fact, it continued in their hotel room where another source was cited as saying:

They were punching each other – it was bad.  And they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary.

Come on, girls!!  Stop the insanity!!  We hate it when mommy and mommy fight!!  Besides, who do you think you are?  Crystal and Alexis?!