Sports (Ha!)

Australia’s Matt Mitcham, who earned a gold medal in the 10m diving competition in Beijing, will soon be appearing on a set of postage stamps.

So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’d be like to lick an Olympian’s backside, now’s your chance. Unless, of course, he comes sticky and gooey already.



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Andrea Minguzzi of Italy wrestles Ara Abrahamian
of Sweden in the semifinal of Men’s Greco-Roman
84 kg category

I’ll be honest. I have as much interest in the Olympics as I do in underwater basketweaving… for the hearing impaired: none.

However, once in a while some images make their way down the news channels which have a way to all of the sudden peak my interest in sports. Here are a few of my favorites.


By now you’ve probably heard about Shia LaBeouf’s unfortunate driving incident earlier this morning. Fortunately no one was seriously hurt except the fucktard driver himself — who almost killed innocent people. (Can you say “wake up call?”)

Let’s spew venom in Shia’s general direction later and instead meet another important sports figure, shall we?

As a gay man, I feel it is my duty to broaden my horizon by learning more about the sports world. Snicker as you will, yesterday I learned more about North Carolina wrestler Long Wang. I found that to be rather enlightening, didn’t you?

Nevertheless, soon thereafter reader TheFullBug alerted me to a one Mr. Lucious Pusey (pictured above). According to his ESPN profile, Mr. Pusey is a Line Backer for the Eastern Illinois Panthers who hails from Delray Beach, Florida. I’m not sure what a Line Baker is or does, but judging from the looks of his photo he clearly has the ability to kick anyone’s ass for deriding his monicker.

Well, I for one will refrain from such childish behaviour and will make no joking references to succulent female reproductive organs (which, to me, is an oxymoron). So nyah!


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Meet Long Wang, freshman wrestler for the North Carolina Tar Heels. According to the University’s site, Long, son of Wang Xing Xian and Mei Qin Jiang, was born in China, has one brother and one sister. He also plans to major in biology and wants to pursue medical school.

No word yet on whether or not he’ll be marrying his longtime sweetheart Sukmy.


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