Lourdes Ciccone Already Has Thesbionic Fantasies

 

 

The UK’s Daily Mail is asserting that you-know-who’s daughter is en route to being a famous – and respected — actress.  And, in order to prevent getting swept away in bad reviews, she’s going to attend classes in order to hone in on her craft.

 

Madonna Is Filing For Divorce

It looks like there may be some truth to all those rumors. Was it because of Madonna’s strong personality? Was it because they made shitty movies together? Or, was it because the Penetrator vibrator she bought for him (above) was the wrong size?

More info after the jump.